Thursday, November 15, 2012

"Gorgonzola" and Caramelized Onion Pizza; Crab & Ricotta Appetizer Pizza; Beverly Hills Iced Tea

Blue Cheese Onion Pizza Crab and Ricotta Appetizer Pizzas
     Tragedy struck Thursday afternoon when I started working on these pizzas.  I had been pleased to find just enough sauce in my freezer to use for the crab pizzettes, and I had it thawing on my counter all morning.  In the afternoon, when I was ready to start rolling the dough, I placed a wooden board on the counter for my rolling surface.  It was a little wide, and I gave it a little nudge to get it all the way on the counter.  As I did so, the board hit the little container of sauce on the edge of the counter, and down it went.  The lid had been just resting on the container, so when it hit the floor, the sauce splattered all over the floor.  None of it was salvageable.

Sauce Splattered

     My mind raced with options.  Did I have time to make another sauce (this had been slow-simmered for over two hours on a previous Thursday)?  Did I have enough tomatoes to make another batch of sauce?  Could I use just plain, old, store-bought spaghetti sauce?  I did have some, and I thought about it briefly.  Quickly glancing at the clock, I considered the options.  I had two and a half, maybe three hours before people started showing up.  I decided I would give it a try.  I scaled down the original recipe roughly by a third, so I would only be making enough sauce just for this recipe (the original version claims to make three cups, and I only needed one).  I was hoping that by doing so, it would reduce the amount of time I would need for simmering.  Also, (ripe, unfrozen) tomatoes were becoming scarce around my house, and I wouldn't have had enough to make 3 (or 4) cups of sauce.  
     Déjà vu set in as I cut the cores out of my tomatoes and tossed them into the Vita Mix.  I was working at break-neck speed (and so was my wonderful, beautiful, most-helpful Vita Mix).  I found some frozen tomato paste leftover from something else in my freezer (why do they make the containers so big, when you hardly ever use that much at one time?).  I started cooking the olive oil and the tomato paste while the Vita Mix was running (for that brief second).  When that was ready for me to add the puréed tomatoes, I quickly poured emptied the Vita Mix bowl into the pan and popped my little piece of onion in is place for a quick "chop".  Have I mentioned that I love my Vita Mix??
Tomato paste, olive oil, and puréed tomatoes
     In less than ten minutes, I had the new sauce bubbling away on the stove, while I redirected myself to the dough at hand.  

Crab & Ricotta Appetizer Pizzas
Adapted from The Everything Pizza Cookbook by Belinda Hulin

3 tablespoons + 1 teaspoon olive oil, divided
2 ounces tomato paste
10 ounces tomatoes
1 1/2 tablespoons minced garlic
1 1/2 ounces onion
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/4 teaspoon dried basil
1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
1 2/3 cup of water, divided
1 1/4 teaspoon yeast
1/2 teaspoon sugar
3/4 teaspoon salt
3 1/3 cup bread flour
10 ounces ricotta cheese
6 ounces shredded crab meat
8 ounces mozzarella cheese
1/3 cup fresh basil, minced

Make the sauce:  Combine 1 teaspoon of olive oil and the tomato paste in a medium pan over medium-high heat.  Cook and stir for approximately two minutes.  Purée the tomatoes.  Add the tomatoes to the olive oil and tomato paste mixture.  Add the garlic, onion, oregano, basil, red pepper flakes, and 2/3 cup of water.  Reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until thick, about 30 minutes.

Make the dough:  Combine the yeast, one cup water, and sugar in a bowl and set aside for at least five minutes.  Stir the salt and flour together in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a dough hook.  Add the yeast mixture and one tablespoon of olive oil and stir on a low speed until the mixture forms a ball around the hook.  Continue mixing a little longer  until the dough becomes smooth and elastic.  Let rest for an hour in a greased bowl in a warm, dry place.  

Preheat oven to 350º F with pizza stone inside, if using.  Divide dough into 24 equal portions and roll or stretch each piece into two inch circles.  Brush the tops with two tablespoons of olive oil and bake for 8 minutes.  Divide the tomato sauce among the 24 circles.  Place a spoonful of ricotta over each circle and smash down with the back of the spoon to spread it out.  Place the crab meat evenly over the pizzas.  Top with the cheese and basil.  Return to the oven for three to five minutes or until the mozzarella melts.  Serve immediately.

     I divided up my large wad of dough for the crab pizzas into 24 pieces.  They seemed really small and the recipe had no indication of how large each piece should be rolled out to other than "tiny" circles.  Once they were rolled out, it was obvious that some of the pieces had been larger than others - I had rolled them all to roughly the same thickness, and some were wider than others. 
Dough for Appetizer Pizzas
I rationalized that this is some of the charm of home baking and continued with my mission.  I brushed them all liberally with olive oil and threw them in my preheated oven.  By the time I had my dough rolled out for the Gorgonzola pizza, my sauce had thickened nicely.

Slow Simmered Tomato Sauce
     It had reduced to about a cup, and it was barely enough to cover each of the 24 circles I had made.  I stretched it as far as I could, using a spatula to get every tiny smudge of sauce out of my pan and onto a dough pillow.  Incidentally, they did look like little pillows.  They were still a pasty white, but they had puffed up a little in the oven.

Prebaked Crusts for Crab Appetizer Pizzas

Crust and Sauce for Crab Ricotta Pizzas

     Applying the ricotta seemed to justify everything.  I put a little dollop in the middle of each pizza and smashed it down with the back of my spoon, sending some of the sauce to areas that weren't previously covered.  The original recipe called for two cups of ricotta.  This is usually about 15 ounces of ricotta, but as I was spreading the ricotta around, it seemed to me that if I were to actually use that much ricotta, my scant amount of crab would be lost and there would have been no reason to add it.  I stopped at 10 ounces and still thought it might be a bit much.
     In October, I had made crab canapés and was too frugal (er, cheap and lazy) to buy real crab that I would have to pay by the pound for the shell along with the meat.  Also, once I got it home, I would have to shell it myself and hope that there were no pieces of shell mixed into my crab pieces.  I had taken a risk and purchased refrigerated crab in a bag, and it had turned out better than I expected.  I expected it to be a little fishy or tuna-y tasting, but it was sweet and salty and not the least bit fishy.  So, for this recipe, I bought it again.  It was $6.99 for a 6 ounce pouch, which sounds like a lot when you figure that comes out to $18.64 per pound.  However, the lowest price I have seen crab legs on sale for is $6.99 a pound but I'm guessing only a third  to a half of that is actual, edible meat, meaning to get a pound of just the meat, it would run me somewhere from $13.98 to $20.97, and I would still have to shell it. 
Blue Star Blue Swimming Crab Claw Meat
     It didn't seem like it was quite the two cups the recipe had called for, but it looked like a healthy amount on top of each of the little pizzas.
     With a quick spattering of cheese and basil, these little cuties were ready for the oven.


"Gorgonzola" and Caramelized Onion Pizza
Adapted from All the Best Pizzas by Joie Warner

1¼ teaspoon active dry yeast
¼ teaspoon sugar
½ cup warm water
1¼ cup bread flour
¼ teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter
8½ ounces thinly sliced onion
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 ounces Gorgonzola cheese crumbles
2 ounces shredded mozzarella
4 cloves garlic, sliced
¼ teaspoon coarsely ground pepper
¼ cup shredded fresh basil

Combine the yeast, one cup water, and sugar in a bowl and set aside for at least five minutes.  Stir the salt and flour together in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a dough hook.  Add the yeast mixture and stir on a low speed until the mixture forms a ball around the hook.  Continue mixing a little longer  until the dough becomes smooth and elastic.  Let rest for an hour in a greased bowl in a warm, dry place.

Preheat the oven to 500º F with pizza stone inside, if using.  Roll or stretch dough out to a thirteen inch circle on a cornmeal dusted pizza peel or board.  In a medium frying pan, melt the butter over low heat.  Once melted, add the onions and cook until they are soft and browned, about 30 minutes.  Brush the edges of the dough liberally with olive oil.  Spread onions over the dough.  Top with Gorgonzola and the slices of garlic.  Sprinkle with pepper.  Bake for five to ten minutes or until cheese is starting to melt and brown slightly.  Remove from oven and top with basil.

     It took a while for my onions to brown up, and I am always amazed at how much they shrink upon caramelizing.  They looked a little pathetic and lonely on my dough.

Caramelized Onions on Pizza Dough
     Once I got the "Gorgonzola" (my blue cheese crumbles that were made in Wisconsin instead of Italy) on there with the onions, it looked much better.

Caramelized Onions and Blue Cheese on Pizza Dough

     With the mozzarella and the garlic slices filling in all of the gaps, it was almost a thing of beauty.

"Gorgonzola" and Caramelized Onion Pizza Ready for the Oven
    Jennifer arrived, and I had her clean up the cheese and basil that had gotten sprinkled in between the appetizer pizzas (I don't know how that happened), while I started building our drink.
 
Beverly Hillbilly Iced Tea

3/4 measure gin
3/4 measure vodka
1 measure triple sec
1/2 measure lime juice (about 1/4 of a small lime)
1/2 measure agave nectar
Brut sparkling wine

Fill a shaker with ice.  Add the gin, vodka, triple sec, lime juice, and agave nectar.  Shake.  Strain into a collins glass half filled with ice.  Top collins glass off with the sparkling wine.  Garnish with a lime twist.

     The sound of a cork popping out of a bottle of bubbly is always a festive occasion, and this was no exception.  I had mixed all of the liquors together with the lime juice and agave nectar, and poured it into two glasses.  As soon as I was done topping them off with the sparkling wine, Pam walked in the front door.  I quickly whipped up another drink.  It was bubbly and tart and strong, without being overly strong tasting.  It was like a Fresca on steroids.  It was delicious.
     The crab pizzas were the first to come out of the oven.  I was afraid of overcooking them, because I didn't want the crab to get chewy, fishy, or dry.  The cheese had barely melted when I took them out.  I think I should have left them in a little bit longer, because the sauce and ricotta didn't have enough time to heat all the way through.  It may have been an adequate amount of time had the sauce and crust been already warm.
     It had good flavor.  The ricotta accented the sweetness of the crab and the basil contrasted it nicely, adding a little licoricey bite to every bite.  The sauce underneath had a little bit of spice to it and kept the whole thing interesting.
Crab and Ricotta Appetizer Pizzas

     On the other hand, the "Gorgonzola" pizza came out of the oven all brown and bubbly and gorgeous.  It was clearly the favorite of the evening.  We ended up bargaining for the last few pieces that were originally meant for Gracie and Jonah, but they refused to try it.  It was warm and homey.  The crust was crisp.  The garlic added a nice zing to cut through the richness of the blue cheese.  Even the little amount of cracked pepper that was sprinkled over the top added another dimension and made the whole combination sing.  
Gorgonzola and Caramelized Onion Pizza

And, after a couple more rounds of  "tea," we were ready to sing, too.

Drunken Trio

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Thursday, November 8, 2012

Pepper, Leek, and Blue Cheese Pizza; Thin-Crust Tapenade Pizza; and Between the Sheets

     It had been a long week, and it was only Thursday.  I was able to do ahead some things for this week's recipes, because I had a phone interview Thursday morning, and I wanted to go to the job fair at my local Workforce Center in the afternoon.
     My Cub had disappointed me.  I knew that they carried olive tapenade at one time, but I couldn't find it anywhere when I went this week.  I decided it wasn't a big deal, because while I was there I Googled a recipe to make it myself.  It looked really easy, and I had most of the ingredients.  I just needed some olives.
     As luck would have it, there was a really good deal on olives, so I threw some in the cart.  However, when I got to the checkout, they rang up a different price than the shelf advertised.  The cashier couldn't find the price in that week's ad after spending an excruciating amount of time looking for it.  He couldn't be bothered to ask anyone about it, so I told him to forget it.  Only then, did he suggest that he page someone to go to the olive aisle and check it out, but it had taken so long up to this point (several shoppers had already switched lines), and I was so mad, that I refused.  Only when I got in the car did I remember that I needed those olives, because they didn't have any tapenade!  Argh!
       Wednesday, I searched my cupboards for options.  The cupboards were devoid of olives, but there were calamatas and green olives in the fridge.  I also found an almost empty jar of "Bistro Olives" (whatever that means).  That was going to have to do, since I refused to go back to Cub (or anywhere else for that matter).

     I turned out the tapenade was so easy, I don't know if I will ever buy the commercial stuff again.  I just threw everything in my Vita Mix and let it go.  That may not have been the best tool for this - all texture was lost in the blink of an eye, but the flavor was definitely there.  It was more like a pâté than a tapenade, and it looked like it, too.  All of my beautiful olives had turned into a brown pile of goo.


THIN-CRUST TAPENADE PIZZA
Adapted from The Everything Pizza Cookbook by Belinda Hulin

3/4 teaspoon yeast
3½ ounces warm water
2½ tablespoon olive oil, divided
½ teaspoon sugar
1½ cups bread flour
½ teaspoon salt
8 ounces mixed olives
1 (heaping) teaspoon anchovy paste
2 large cloves of garlic
1 tablespoon pesto
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 ounces shredded Gruyére cheese
3 ounces shredded Emmentaler cheese


Combine the yeast, water, and sugar in a bowl and set aside for at least five minutes.  Stir the salt and flour together in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a dough hook.  Add the yeast mixture and half of a tablespoon of olive oil and stir on a low speed until the mixture forms a ball around the hook.  Continue mixing a little longer  until the dough becomes smooth and elastic.  Let rest for an hour in a greased bowl in a warm, dry place. 

Combine 2 tablespoons of olive oil, olives, anchovy paste, garlic, pesto, and lemon juice in a blender or food processor.  Process until well-blended (the length of processing depends on how chunky you want your tapenade - I put it in my Vita Mix and, in less than a minute, it was puréed, but I think I would have preferred it a little grainier...).

Preheat oven to 450º F with a pizza stone inside, if using.  Roll or stretch dough out on a cornmeal dusted pizza peel or board to a 13 inch circle.  Spread the olive mixture over the dough.  Sprinkle with the cheeses. Bake for 12 minutes or until crust is brown and the cheese has melted.

     With that taken care of, I scaled down the recipe for the crust.  The original recipe made four crusts, and I only wanted one.  I could have made all four and put the additional three in the freezer, but not everyone is a food hoarder like we are.  I wanted to see if it could be done, and apparently, it can.  It was a little dicey trying to get the measurements exactly right, but it seemed to work.  When I was done, I had my teeny little ball of dough - just the one.

     This tiny orb made the dough for the Pepper, Leek, and Blue Cheese Pizza look enormous.

Basic Pizza Dough

     It's a little hard to tell from this picture, but my fingers are extended just like with the small ball.  The dough itself covered up all my digits!
     I wanted to get the frying of the leeks out of the way before Thursday, because it is usually a messy, time-consuming task.  At least it is for me.  Oil dribbles across the stove as I pull the food out of the pan.  Oil dribbles on my shirt as I put some of the food in my mouth.  Crumby fried bits fall to the floor as I sneak another sample.  And on it goes.

PEPPER, LEEK, AND BLUE CHEESE PIZZA
Adapted from James McNair's Vegetarian Pizza

1½ teaspoons active dry yeast
1 cup warm water
1 tablespoon sugar
3¼ cups bread flour
6½ tablespoons olive oil, divided
1 teaspoon salt
8 ounces blue cheese crumbles
3 ounces drained roasted red peppers, cut into strips
10 ounces julienned leeks, divided
Coarsely ground sea salt
Coarsely ground pepper
Vegetable oil for frying

Combine the yeast, water, and sugar in a bowl and set aside for at least five minutes.  Stir the salt and flour together in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a dough hook.  Add the yeast mixture and four tablespoons of olive oil and stir on a low speed until the mixture forms a ball around the hook.  Continue mixing a little longer  until the dough becomes smooth and elastic.  Let rest for an hour in a greased bowl in a warm, dry place. 


Preheat oven to 450º F with a pizza stone inside, if using.  Roll or stretch dough out on a cornmeal dusted pizza peel or board to a 15 or 16 inch circle.  Brush dough with 1½ tablespoons of olive oil.  Distribute blue cheese over the olive oil.  Evenly distribute the roasted red peppers over the cheese.  Sprinkle 3½ ounces of leeks over the red peppers.  Drizzle a tablespoon of olive oil over the entire pizza.  Bake for about 15 minutes or until crust is golden brown around the edges.

Meanwhile, in a medium sized skillet, pour vegetable oil to cover the bottom of the pan.  Heat over medium-high heat.  Add remaining leeks and fry until golden, stirring often.  Remove leeks from pan onto a paper towel lined plate.  Sprinkle over baked pizza.

leeks     Washing the leeks themselves is sort of a task in and of itself, too.  They aren't happy with just a quick rinse under the faucet.  They have to be sliced lengthwise and de-layered to get all the grit that gets stuck in between.  Leeks grow their layers on the outside - meaning that the new layers grow over the old layers, trapping sand and dirt in between them.  Apparently, onions do not have the same process - their layers grow inside the outer paper layer, keeping a clean interior.
     Leeks are funny vegetables.  They mascarade as green onions, but on a large scale.  It looks like something Paul Bunyan would grow.  They are related to elephant garlic but have a taste closer to an onion (though not as strong).
     It took about two medium sized leeks to get the three cups of julienne (about 10 ounces).  I guess they weren't julienned so much as shredded.  It seemed like an awful lot of leeks for one little pizza.  I had visions of the pie being buried alive under the weight of them.
shredded leeks

     When I started frying the two-thirds of them, they shrunk up right away.  I actually just put one in the pan to test the oil, and it curled up and straightened back out like it had a life of its own.  Unfortunately, though, I didn't get that on film.
leeks fried

     Of course I had to sample them once they were cool enough to handle.  My first impression was that it wasn't very flavorful, but by the fifth or sixth sample, I found them to be quite delicious and addicting.
     My last task of Wednesday was to shred the cheeses.  While I was rooting around in my refrigerator for the Emmentaler and the Gruyére, I noticed the the Gorgonzola that I had purchased for the leek pizza wasn't Gorgonzola after all.  It was just a regular blue cheese.  It was probably a subconscious decision on my part, because "blue cheese" seems to be cheaper than the blue cheese labeled Gorgonzola.  I wondered what the difference was.  Apparently, the Italians take it very seriously and have even formed a Consortium for the Protection of Gorgonzola Cheese.  According to them, it can only be called Gorgonzola if it is from some select northern regions of Italy around the township of Gorgonzola,and there is a special seal they put on the cheese that indicates that it is authentic.  Although, I have noted that the Gorgonzola at Cub is made in Wisconsin, and it has no seal, so maybe my plain old blue cheese would have been the same as the "Gorgonzola" I left behind in the case.
tapenade and cheeses
blue cheese blue cheese and roasted red peppers unbaked leek pizza

     Because of all my preparations on Wednesday, I had both pizzas fully assembled long before my guests started arriving.  It gave me a chance to gather the drink ingredients together and have a batch ready for the first person to walk in the door.  Originally, I was going to make "Between the Sheets," but I was missing triple sec (an orange liqueur).  Jeff said he was going to bring some home, but he worked late and didn't come home with the goods until after everyone had arrived.  I couldn't let my people go thirsty, so I used the closest thing I had to an orange flavor: peach schnapps.



BETWEEN THE SHEETS
(Or...  In the Sleeping Bag?)

1 measure light rum
1 measure cognac
1/2 measure peach schnapps
3/4 measure lemon juice
1/2 measure agave nectar

Combine all ingredients in a shaker filled with ice.  Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.  Garnish with a thin slice of lemon.


     It was delightful!  It was slightly sweet, very fruity, with that deep robust cognac flavor lurking beneath its fluffy exterior.  It instantly warmed the belly and brought a smile to our lips.  Or maybe that was my new apron Jennifer and Roger bought me on their recent trip to Italy...

Italian Apron

     Paul and Leslie arrived with the gorgeous little girls, and we all watched in adoration as Allegra delighted herself with a fake mouse she found on our floor.  She seemed to like it so much, I wanted to send it home with her.  Pele wouldn't miss it.
Allegra and Leslie
     They brought with them, two fully assembled pizzas that were ready to bake.  One was what Paul calls the "Lowden Special," which sounds weird, but it is fabulous.  The "sauce" is peanut butter, and the toppings are bacon and jalapeno peppers with mozzarella.  It is fantastic - warm and gooey with a little heat and a nice salty crunch.  The second pizza they brought was a pepperoni, olive, and bacon.  There seemed to have been a theme.
Paul and Jennifer
Pam and Gracie
     The pizzas were done in a matter of minutes, and we pulled them out of the ovens and brought them to the table.  I actually remembered to top the leek pizza with the fried leeks once it came out of the oven.  I usually get so excited about eating the pizzas that all post-oven directions are lost.
     They were all beautiful (except maybe the tapenade pizza).   The tapenade was good.  It had great olive flavor, however, I felt that the tapenade was too strong for the cheese.  I could no longer detect the subtle nuttiness of the Gruyére nor the sharp tang of the Emmentaler.  It could have been regular old mozzarella for as much flavor as I was getting from it.  I wonder if cutting back on the tapenade or increasing the amount of cheese might improve it?  I may have to put this on the docket to try again with some adjustments.
tapenade pizza

     The Pepper, Leek, and Blue Cheese Pizza was fantastic.  I don't think Jeff cared for the fried leeks on top.  He claimed that they didn't add anything to it, but I think he really objected to the texture more than anything.  He has an aversion to crunchy toppings.  Although "crunchy" may not be the right word for the leeks.  They were fragile, almost pastry like.  I thought it gave the pizza a toasty depth.  The cheese was rich, and the red peppers made a nice, sweet, juicy counterbalance to the richness. 
Leek Pizza

     As always, the pizzas Paul and Leslie brought us were delicious.  The Lowden Special never disappoints, and one can never go wrong with bacon, pepperoni, and olives.

Lowden Special
PBO Pizza

Pizza Eaters

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Oktoberfest Calzones; Mediterranean Pizza; Bellissimo


     The Oktoberfest recipe came a week late.  It is my fault, really, for skipping a Thursday a couple of weeks back, so that I could visit my friend Kala in Appleton.  I had a great time, and it was well worth it.  I wasn't ready for it to be November any way, so I look at it as extending October for just a little bit.  One night.  Actually, the funny thing about Oktoberfest, is that it is a festival that starts toward the end of September and only lasts through the first week of October.  So, I guess this recipe was more than a few weeks late, but in the spirit of slowing the pace of time passing, it was perfectly all right with me.  In the spirit of Oktoberfest, we should have had beer, but none of us are really beer drinkers, so that portion of the deal went out the window.  A fun little Italian drink would have to do, and it would go really well with the other entree for the evening - the Mediterranean pizza.
     I was pleased to find three Classic Crust dough balls in my freezer on Wednesday and set myself an alarm to remember to take them out of the freezer Thursday morning to thaw.  The only other preparation I got around to on Wednesday was making the mustard cream sauce for the calzones and "shredding" my cabbage.

OKTOBERFEST CALZONES
Adapted from The Everything Pizza Book by Belinda Hulin

1¼ teaspoons active dry yeast
1 cup warm water
½ teaspoon sugar
½ teaspoon salt    
3¼ cups bread flour
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons minced garlic
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1 tablespoon finely minced fresh tarragon
1 cup heavy cream
2 ounces shredded Parmesan cheese
2 cups shredded red cabbage
1 small onion, minced
4 whole cooked bratwurst
16 ounces shredded sharp Cheddar cheese

Combine the yeast, water, and sugar in a bowl and set aside for at least five minutes.  Stir the salt and flour together in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a dough hook.  Add the yeast mixture and one tablespoon of olive oil and stir on a low speed until the mixture forms a ball around the hook.  Continue mixing a little longer  until the dough becomes smooth and elastic.  Let rest for an hour in a greased bowl in a warm, dry place. 

In a small saucepan over medium heat, melt butter.  Add the garlic and tarragon and cook for an additional two minutes.  Add the mustard and cream while whisking until it is well blended.  Heat until hot, but not boiling - there should be a few bubbles gathering at the edges.  Add the Parmesan cheese while continuing to whisk, making sure that the cheese is thoroughly melted and mixed in.  Remove from heat.

Preheat the oven to 375º F.  Divide the dough into four pieces and roll or stretch each piece into a six inch circle.  Brush each circle with the mustard cream mixture, leaving a half-inch border.  Combine the cabbage and onion together and place one fourth of this mixture onto half of each of the dough circles.  Place a bratwurst on each of the piles of cabbage.  Cover each bratwurst with four ounces of cheddar.  Fold the untopped side of each dough circle over the filled half and pinch the edges together to seal.  Place the four calzones on a greased baking sheet.  Cut three slits into each calzone for venting.  Bake for about twenty minutes.

     My mom was still in town.  She had been watching Jennifer and Roger's kids while they took a romantic anniversary vacation in Italy.  Unfortunately, they had been planning on coming back through New York over the weekend, but Hurricane Sandy drowned their plans.  They were unable to get back to the states as planned, took a detour through Paris and Chicago, and they were now due to arrive in Minneapolis sometime after seven in the evening.
     Mom and the kids showed up just after I had all of the dough rolled out and ready for assembly.  I gave her the calzones to work on while I assembled the Mediterranean pizza.  She did a great job of distributing the sauce and ingredients, but left the closing and sealing to me.  Unfortunately, there was so much cabbage and cheese, I could barely get the dough closed.




MEDITERRANEAN PIZZA
Adapted from All the Best Pizzas by Joie Warner


1 teaspoon active dry yeast
½ cup warm water
¼ teaspoon sugar
¼ teaspoon salt    
1½ cups bread flour
1½ tablespoons olive oil, divided
4 ounces crumbled feta cheese
2 ounces shredded mozzarella cheese
4 ounces seeded, diced tomatoes
2 tablespoons minced garlic
8 Kalamata olives, coarsely chopped
¼ teaspoon dried thyme

Combine the yeast, water, and sugar in a bowl and set aside for at least five minutes.  Stir the salt and flour together in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a dough hook.  Add the yeast mixture and half of a  tablespoon of olive oil and stir on a low speed until the mixture forms a ball around the hook.  Continue mixing a little longer  until the dough becomes smooth and elastic.  Let rest for an hour in a greased bowl in a warm, dry place. 
Preheat oven (with pizza stone inside, if using) to 500ºF.  Roll or stretch dough into a 13 inch circle on a cornmeal dusted pizza peel or board.  Brush dough with the remaining tablespoon of olive oil.  Sprinkle feta and mozzarella over the top.  Scatter the tomatoes over the cheese and sprinkle the minced garlic all over.  Evenly distribute the olives over the tomatoes and garlic.  Sprinkle with the thyme.  Bake for 10 minutes or until cheese is bubbling and crust is golden.

     Pam arrived shortly after we started in on the two recipes.  I had the ingredients for our drink already loaded into a shaker, ready for her to add ice and strain it into our ice-filled low-ball glasses.


BELLISSIMO

1 measure peanut butter flavored vodka
 ½ measure Campari
1 measure limoncello
½ measure lemon juice

Pour all of the ingredients into an ice-filled shaker.  Shake and strain into an ice-filled low-ball glass.


          The first batch was bitter.  It was like grapefruit with all of pith blended in.  The original recipe called for Frangelico, which is a hazelnut liqueur.  I didn't have any, so I used peanut butter flavored vodka instead. I think that it isn't as sweet as Frangelico, so it wasn't offsetting the Campari as well as it should have.  On the second run, I halved the Campari.  There was still a little bit of a bitter edge to the drink, but it was pleasant this time.  It was a good balance.  The texture of the drink was smooth, almost creamy.  The instant it touched my tongue it was sweet, but that quickly dissolved into slightly tart with a sharp kick.
     The Mediterranean pizza was together in no time.  It was just a matter of sprinkling the dough with cheese, tomatoes, olives, and garlic.  I was happy to still be using fresh garden tomatoes for this, too (I had picked the green ones and put them in the green house in a paper bag to ripen).

        Mom had brought her "special of the week" pizza over.  It was a Costco take-and-bake pepperoni pizza that was on sale for $5.99.  It was a great deal,  and it was loaded with thinly sliced pepperoni and mounds of cheese.  We slid all three into the oven while we were working on perfecting our drink.  

     I had forgotten my solemn vow to put some kind of wash - whether it be egg, egg whites, butter, or all of the above - on all calzones to give them a nice shine and make them golden brown.  These had finished cooking, but the crust was still on the pasty-colored side.
     In hindsight, I would have wrapped the calzone dough around the brat instead of folding it loosely like a regular calzone.  Either that or chop the brat up so it can be evenly distributed throughout the pocket, but that would diminish the Oktoberfest-ness of it all.  It had great flavor, though.  The tarragon really shone through, even with the massive amounts of cheddar that were stuffed into this little gem.  It was just a hint of warm black licorice on the back of the tongue.  The cabbage maintained some firmness and added a little crunch to each bite.  The sausage tried to roll away from each fork tine, but it was eventually captured and paired up with the cheese and cabbage.  It was a great combination.
     The Mediterranean pizza was also good.  It was even better for the low putz-factor on the recipe.  this is something that could feasibly be put together on a weekday after work and still be served before midnight.  It was salty and tangy, the crust crisp but with a nice chew in the middle. 


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